• Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
• Boy: I know.
• Girl: I love you!
• Boy: I love you more!
• *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
• Girl: Where is he?
• Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
• Girl: (Starts crying)
• Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

(Source: lhezay, via superfragalisticexpialodocious)

(Source: sinnerorasaint, via alltheyoungfolk)

(via superfragalisticexpialodocious)

• me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules, rarely goes out
• parents: you're fucking out of control

(via kimberlykimberly)

alltheyoungfolk:

One Direction on SNL.

These boys will be the death of me, I swear.

(via reeeeeeeeeeem)

(Source: gesticulation.us, via superfragalisticexpialodocious)